The AT&T commercial just made me cry...the one that all of the old college friends keep in touch for $.07 per minute. Am I just PMSing or does everyone go through this before they graduate? After all of my bitching and moaning about getting done with college, I'm really sad to be done! Only one more week left of classes! EEKS...

posted by Kristen at 9:17 PM   

bewbs

posted by Kristen at 8:27 PM   

I learned how to create LINKS! YAY! How about you go to Kari Rowles/Dirkman's site!? She is creating my new web site! She is the KEWLEST!

posted by Kristen at 11:46 PM   

This is SERIOUS STUFF!

posted by Kristen at 9:56 AM   

MSN Messenger is going to be the means to my demise. I never realized the importance of body language and vocal expression until I became obsessed with the obsession to ruin all relationships. I'm not being dramatic at all today either...so don't even say I am.

posted by Kristen at 9:33 AM   

This is the last monday in my entire college career that I will not have class until 12:30...and yet what time does my body wake me up?? 6:30AM. WHAT??? ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

posted by Kristen at 9:20 AM   

wanna bowl?

posted by Kristen at 2:22 PM   

Last night I got to visit with my favorite married couple (besides my parents)...and we started my WEB PAGE! YAY. It's going to be SO SO SO cool...well, DUH.

posted by Kristen at 2:20 PM   

It's 2/22/2002!

posted by Kristen at 5:14 PM   

We went shadow dancing last night at McRudy's! Ok, we just watched (I didn't want anyone to puke on account of me) but it was really fun and the girls were really slutty. Man, that didn't sound right...it wasn't fun BECAUSE the girls were really slutty. It was fun in SPITE of the girls being slutty. And we met a Canadian! I know, try not to get too jealous. There's plenty of fun in St. Cloud to be had by everyone!

posted by Kristen at 4:18 PM   

I bought the cutest book today. It's called "Planetkiki's ANGST" and it's just a compilation of poems by teens...it's WONDERFUL!
Anyway, I wanted to share my favorite poem in it...

CHEM 101
(Laboratory Love)

The acid in my beaker is dilute
The boy who sits in front of me is cute
He doesn't notice my flirtatious winks
'Cause he's focusing on phosphorus and zinc
He says the carge of calcium is two
I tell him, "I have chemistry with you!"
He doesn't understand the way I feel
(He thinks the nuclei have sex appeal)
But I think about him every day in class
When he is looking up atomic mass
And when he states the formula for density
I want him with a passionate intensity
I've never met a boy who is as smart
but he's got a TI-90 for a heart
Of him I am becoming rather fond
I wish that we could form a double bond
But the boy does not reciprocate my crush
He is busy cleaning test tubes with a brush
Still my faith remains in one small fact...
One day, he'll find out that opposites do attract.
----Jessikah Dragon----

posted by Kristen at 5:23 PM   

Is there a limit to how many friends we can have? Is it possible to cheat on a friend of the same sex? Can't we all just get along????

posted by Kristen at 5:14 PM   

I JUST BOUGHT A DOMAIN FOR MY NEW WEB SITE! I'm so so psyched! Hopefully we can start working on it soon...it's going to be jerneez.com. I'll let you know when to look for it...

posted by Kristen at 10:28 PM   

Poor baby Davey is SO SO sick...but it's a good day to be sick, really. It's rainy, gloomy, and Tuesday. What better time to be able to cuddle in and have ME (of all people) serve you hand and foot (maybe just finger and toe). All I can say is that if I get sick, I'm going to get some good practice with my whining skills...payback's so FUN!

posted by Kristen at 7:24 PM   

Seriously, if you like wine you MUST try Buena Vista Merlot. I think it is going to be my new drink of choice...unless they start making egg rolls in liquid form...GROSS.

posted by Kristen at 1:19 PM   

HAPPY V-DAY everyone! Luckily, I had good timing and snagged in a boy in time for the holiday! (wink,wink)
Actually, Dave and I have postponed Valentines till tomorrow...and my friend Jackie is making me wear black today in protest of the holiday. EVERONE BE NICE AND SEND SOMEONE $90 roses...someone being me. That would be sweet...and by sweet I mean TOTALLY AWESOME!

posted by Kristen at 9:35 AM   

This is an article from"THE ONION". It's pretty perfect...and funny.

Valentine's Day Coming A Little Early In Relationship
MONROE, MI— Area resident Todd Munde, who has been dating Lisa Watros for the past three weeks, lamented Monday that Valentine's Day is coming a little early in the couple's relationship. "It's kind of weird to be doing the whole romantic flowers-and-candy Valentine's Day thing with somebody you just started seeing," said Munde, 30. "Ideally, we would have started dating last October. That way, Valentine's Day would have fallen somewhere around the four-month mark. Oh, well."

posted by Kristen at 4:08 PM   

http://www2.arkansas.net/~mom/hol2.html
For those of you with too much time on your hands...here are some cheesy valentine activities.

posted by Kristen at 7:25 PM   

Valentines Day is in TWO days! I think it's overrated...I mean, it's really not a very nice holiday when you think about it. It is a celebration for those lucky enough to have significant others and it flaunts that fact in the single folk's faces. MEAN I TELL YOU!

posted by Kristen at 7:14 PM   

mock interviews, shmock interviews. i got that gig all figured out! now all i gotta do is pull off a miracle the day of my real interview and NO WORRIES!

posted by Kristen at 7:12 PM   

Jackie's nice. We're going sledding. YAY!

posted by Kristen at 6:04 PM   

Man, I sound mad, sad, or depressed in a lot of the recent blogs. My life is actually really happy right now...I'm just anxious to move on and out of St. Cloud. Gonads and Strife keep me going though!

posted by Kristen at 11:55 PM   

Sometimes I am acutely aware that I live in a group home and it makes me wonder if I really am an abnormal college student!? Having a curfew of 10pm isn't bad enough...I have to listen to a 63 year old man snore all night through a baby monitor. Please, God, tell me life gets better beyond this point.

posted by Kristen at 11:53 PM   

I just walked in from visiting the Park Tavern Bar...they gave us free shots and had kareoke. Can you stand it? I took my jacket off, telling everyone that I smelled like smoke and at that very moment the smoke alarms went off. WHAT?? It wasn't THAT bad. I stink. I cry. I must go sit in solitude for several hours while my clothes air out. :-( Does anyone REALLY love me? I hate being drunk.

posted by Kristen at 2:10 AM   

So Dave (Funny duffer AKA DJ Dave and the rockers) and I are driving along and I see the first electric powered car EVER! I get super excited and Dave says, "Let's follow them and when they stop you can go up to the car, kick it, and say 'Here's for the petroleum companies, FUCKER!'" He's so witty!

posted by Kristen at 5:45 PM   

It is monday. I HATE mondays. I hate them so much that I don't even capitalize them. They don't count. I think I'm going to write a song about it.

posted by Kristen at 11:45 AM